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I love collaborating!

Ways we can work together:

  • Invite me to speak on your podcast
  • Hire me to copy coach your students
  • Book me to speak at your event
  • License my copy templates for your program

Hi, I’m Kristen.

Too many small business owners are sacrificing the customer experience portion of the sales process in their desire for profitability.

Instead of investing in sales copy that truly serves their audience, these business owners try to serve their own bottom line first - and their copy feels sloppy, rushed, manipulative, codependent, and sleazy as a result.

Potential clients notice this and RUN. But that doesn’t have to be your story.

Humanized sales content supports new customers in the vulnerable window shopping phase; communicates the inclusions, quality, and value of an offering with transparency to help shoppers feel safe; addresses hesitations clearly and honestly; and persuades with JOY, not fear tactics.

The result?

More qualified sales that feel good for you and your clients.

I’d love to speak to your audience about promoting our offerings without resorting to manipulative scare tactics. The bottom line: I believe when you treat others how you want to be treated (like HUMANS) you can make more profit with greater ease.

I’m a GEEK about this stuff and can’t wait to bring some serious wisdom and practical takeaways to your listeners. Below you’ll find a list of my favorite speaking topics, my bios, and a contact form to get in touch with me. I can’t wait to hear from you!

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My Favorite Speaking Topics

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Meet the 9-Grid: My Time-Saving Instagram Sales Funnel Strategy

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Sneaky Ways Your Sales Page is Repelling Your Customers… and How to Fix Them

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How to Sell Like a Human (Without Overthinking It)

I’m also happy to create a talk customized to your audience! Just ask!

Get in touch
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Details

Full Name

Kristen Achziger

Phonetic Pronounciation

KRIS - TEN    OCK - ZIGGER
(rhymes with Clock + Tigger from Winnie the Pooh!)

Pronouns

She / Her / Hers

Bio

Kristen Achziger is a sales page and website copywriter on a mission to help small business owners write humanized copy that converts ethically. Kristen believes the antidote to coercive, exploitative marketing techniques that hurt consumers (and our profits) is sales content that feels like an enthusiastic invitation, not a manipulative demand. The result? More qualified sales that feel good for you AND your customers, and stronger referrals going forward.

Website: goingultraviolet.com

Instagram: instagram.com/goingultraviolet

Currently promoting the 9-Grid Toolkit

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